Oh dear god, I do hope not, but all the signs are there.
Every ten years or so, at the end of every decade, there seems to be this new wave of destructive creativity, widely derided by the old guard (where’s the skill? where’s the substance? that’s not music, it’s just a noise etc) but very popular among the next generation, basically because it short-cuts the learning curve and well… anyone can do it. And it’s their’s.
So we had acid-rock in the 60s, punk in the 70s, rave-music in the 80s… I once heard Tony Wilson say that every ten years there’s a new wave of music… and right now the music business is worse than it was at the worst part of the 80s, so we’re due for another revolution right now.
That was 1998 and unfortunately nothing happened.
We skipped a decade. However (checks watch) it’s that time again. Time for this decade’s flooding of the Nile, time for the longbows at Agincourt… Time for something new.
So. Take a look around, what do you see? Millions of kids on Myspace each with their own 15 pixels of fame, and more importantly, on youtube making their own videos out of other people’s music. It isn’t about money – it’s about getting as many other kids as possible going (like) OMG, WTF, LOL – check this out!!!.
But where’s the skill? Where’s the substance? That’s not music etc.
Actually, some them are pretty good
I think this girl managed to get some sort of TV deal off the back of her Youtube activities, but like, whatever.
Is this it? Must be incredibly exciting if you’re 17… and like, Doing It. If you’re not – if you’re still getting up to speed with your pre-CBS Strat, doing your umpteenth rehearsal for your umpteenth gig, you probably don’t quite get it – even though (and this tends to be the way with all these things) everyone’s invited.
Actually, I have a confession to make.
All of the above was just an elaborate roundabout way of leading into…
OMG, WTF, LOL… Check this out!!!
This guy takes lip-syncing into whole new dimensions of weirdness. This is the double-album, gate-fold, rock-opera concept-project… it takes the pinnacle of David Lynch’s art… the narrowed the gap between cosy and creepy, and refines it about 1000 times..
Fast forward to the 7th minute or so… Arrrghhhh!!! Holy Fuck.