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Dec
- “I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.” Emo Philips.
- “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.” Steve Martin.
- “When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.” Emo Philips.
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